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Breakfast Demotivational Poster


BREAKFAST - The most important meal of the day ...




DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


IMPROVEMENT IN BREAKFAST -


TAGS: bacon eggs morning classic breakfast
Rating: 4.52/5

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ladystarscream - August 31, 2011, 4:10 pm
Excellent 5 Lions!!!


YOU MESS WITH THE BULL -


TAGS: breakfast club richard vernon
Rating: 4.77/5

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Airman - March 2, 2011, 4:50 pm
I was smitten with Ally
steph1 - March 2, 2011, 4:03 pm
John Bender: Eat... My... Shorts. ---- Richard Vernon: You just bought yourself another Saturday. ----- loved the breakfast club ---- and Ally Sheedy was h**


LUKE SKYWALKER -


TAGS: stormtroppers for breakfast wytch
Rating: 4.2/5

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fascistfrenchman - May 20, 2013, 7:16 pm
Good image, simple but witty text, very popular subject... 5L's
Coombsy007 - September 6, 2011, 9:57 pm
any 5tar wars refernce gets 5 from me


Breakfast cereal -


TAGS: cereal breakfast cannibals
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 27, 2016, 9:49 am
Who, me? (innocent look on my face, not quite pulling it off)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 26, 2016, 9:16 pm
Lol! VERY messed up.
mizzdizz - March 26, 2016, 11:06 am
Very funny Cynic! The one that the arrow is pointing at looks like its about to start nibbling on itself!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! ^!!!!!


TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA - now part of a balanced, nutritional breakfast




PIZZA BREAKFAST - "If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!"


TAGS: pizza breakfast wrong right
Rating: 4.29/5

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beastmaster - August 1, 2012, 7:41 pm
I agree! ;)
CloudchaserS - July 30, 2012, 8:19 am
d*** straight! If I'm hungry and it's food, I eat it!


BREAKFAST - THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY


TAGS: breakfast
Rating: 4.8/5

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Silverheart - January 28, 2013, 4:27 pm

I'll take a dozen of those, with 5L coffees, to go. :)


THE CEREAL AISLE PIMP - You, yeah you, what you fancy? You a sugarcoated bro? We got everything you want if you got the cheddar!




BREAKFAST IN AMERICA -


TAGS: breakfast bacon america
Rating: 4.92/5

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Greybeard - November 9, 2012, 8:52 pm
Thank you.
Iconoclast - November 9, 2012, 4:38 pm
Very good. Worthy of 5 coronary artery blockages.


I SOLVED MY RAT PROBLEM -




BREAKFAST -


TAGS: breakfast important bucket o eggs
Rating: 2.89/5

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Anonymous2 - December 12, 2009, 9:30 pm
Where's the pancakes and syrup? A breakfast bucket's not complete if they're not there. Besides, if this doesn't kill you, you've set the bar pretty high for everything else.
Derek - December 12, 2009, 5:07 pm
Could be the last meal of your life


ENDANGERED SPECIES - 99.9999% of the earths animals are extinct Lost forever and we will never ever know What they tasted like!




LATE NIGHT HELP -




QUISP - Back when cereal was the 'dessert' of a well-balanced breakfast.




THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS - Troll Face Buttered Toast sold separately.




Turbo Walker -


TAGS: geritol dones pills depends prunes for breakfast
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - March 8, 2014, 5:24 pm

Just so long as you don't have one of those 'rear-view mirrors' on your walker.
GaryO - March 8, 2014, 10:12 am
Oh man! My morning is made!
EmilioDumphque - March 8, 2014, 9:49 am
Prude! I'm going commando.


breakfast jog -




Breakfast In Bed -


TAGS: angry housewife breakfast bed suggestions
Rating: 4.71/5

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MissPriss - June 20, 2013, 7:45 pm
I'm guessing the sleep on the floor followed very quickly after the conk to the head. Thanks for the comment Mr. Gary.
MissPriss - June 20, 2013, 7:43 pm
Thanks Papa!
GaryO - June 20, 2013, 9:48 am
Been ‘er, but the skillet was cast iron. It really doesn't hurt if hit in the back of the head, but that floor, in the morning…frickin’ cold.
PapaFox - June 20, 2013, 7:58 am
Good one :-D


THE SIZZLE DIDN'T SELL ITSELF -




The Little Woman -




SIX REASONS FOR HEART ATTACKS - "I meant seven, where's the pork gravy?"




I EXERCISE STRONG CONTROL -




FANS -




PARTY TRICK - It ain't Rainbow Sherbert, but it's a start.


TAGS: ice cream breakfast party trick rainbow sherbert
Rating: 1.75/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 3, 2010, 12:44 pm
comfort food we all want 2b comfortable.


That moment -


TAGS: you can t even breakfast properly
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 19, 2016, 10:35 pm
I take it that its forbidden food these days? I have an aunt that has the same problem. There are no words to describe the level of suffering. Sorry is inadequate... HUGS!!!!!
rerun - June 19, 2016, 9:58 am

I really miss coffee


Morning wood -




You ever look at somebody and say to yourself.... -


TAGS: breakfast interupted
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 13, 2017, 3:51 am
Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - May 13, 2017, 3:39 am
I have, UP yours
ipaprime - May 5, 2017, 8:15 pm
Everyday, while looking in the mirror.


The Ultimate Challenge -


TAGS: breakfast the real ultimate challenge
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 22, 2017, 10:18 am
...or making coffee! chuckle, chuckle... successfully, I might add, unlike the morning that inspired this poster! Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - April 21, 2017, 3:56 am
I have a feeling you are always cooking. UP yours


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